Dirty Jokes in Gujarati

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Dirty jokes in Gujarati
Dirty jokes in Gujarati

Dirty Jokes in Gujarati 2017

Dosto mate…
Dosti kai bobla nathi ke…dabay jaay..
Dosti kai gaand nathi ke…fati jaay..
Dosti kai lund nathi ke…dhilo thayi jaay…
Dosti to e choot chhe mara dost.. ke…jem vapray em undi ne undi thati jaay…
Wah..wah..wah..

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Shila potani shaheli ne : yaar mane kamar ma bahu dukhe chhe…
Shaheli : kem su thyu..?
Shila : hu Doggy style thi sex karavu chhu ne ne etle..
Shaheli : to biji style vaparay ne…
Shila : hu to biji style vapru..pan mara kutra ne biji style no aavde ne…

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Teacher pappu ne : jyare hu bhanavti hov tyare tu tara matha ma thunk kem lagade chhe ??
Pappu : kaale rate amari kaamwali mara pappa ne kehti hati ke andar na jatu hoy to thunk lagaadjo..

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Ek chhokri police station ma rape ni fariyaad karva gayi…
Chhokri : saheb..ek chhokra e mara bobla pakdya…bija e bobla modha ma lidha..trija e mari gaand dabavi…chotha e maro jangiyo utaryo..panchma e choot ma aangri naykhi. ..chhatha e…

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Saheb : ek minute….chodini..tu fariyaad karva aavi ke maro lund ubho karva..

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NANO car ma be problem chhe

1 : ema koi pregnant na besi sake..
2 : ema koi pregnant na thayi sake…

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A Gujarati Bhai & Chinese in a train.
A cockroach enters.
Chinese catches it & eats it!
Another cockroach enters.
Gujju catches and asks the Chinese:
You wanna buy??

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Devdas ne pasand che paro..
wah wah,
Devdas ne pasand che paro..
Wah wah
Pan paro ne pasand che maro,
Tame to bas muthiya maro.

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Lakhu chhu kaik evu tara mate,
Pasand ave to
muskan aapje mara mate,
Tara BOL mate
duniya lutavi nakhu;
Bus tara HOLE ma
jagya rakhje mara mate

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Jo congress govt. haju 4 vars rahi to….??
doodh fakt bobla ma j hase.
gas fakt gand thi j nikadse.
pani fakt Loda mathi j tapakse.
ane
petrol to etalu monghu thase k gand par lilu marchu lagavi kam par bhagavu padse.

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Su aa jagat ma koine koini padi 6e..?
Su aa jagat ma koine, koini padi 6e..?
Acp – jagat gayu ma chodava, Daya sunny leone ni BP padi 6e..?

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Maths Teacher: Ram tere pas 6 Lollipop hai,
2 rinku ko diye,
3 pinki ko diye,
1 gattu ko diya to tere pas kya bacha?
Ram: Lauda bacha! Wo aap choos lena..

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KETLI KATHOR VAT CHHE VIDHATA NI KE..
FULO NA RAJA GULAB “KAANTO” MA HOI CHHE..
ANE
JIVAN NO NIRMATA ” JAANTO ” MA HOI CHHE..

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JIDGI LODA JEVI CHHE..
KEM …….
AURAT TENE (HARD) KADAK BANAVE CHHE..!!

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Santa : Mam aa bra n panty tamara pr sari lagse,
Mam : tane kvi rite khabr ?
Santa : mai interiour design no diploma karyo 6.

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1970 ni mummy ena chokra ne
Apana dharm ni chokri sate lagan karje,
1980 apna gyati ni,
1990 apna level ni,
2000 apna desh ni,
2010 haram khor lagan chokri sate j karje..

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Santa:mri hare mathakut na kar.mai share da puttar hu.
Banta:saru yar.e to k aunty jungle gai ti k share ghare ayo to?

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Teacher : jyare hu bhanavu tyare tu matha ma tel km nakhi le 6?
boy : ek rate mara mom papa ne kta ta andar na ghustu hoy to tel lagavi lo

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Chokri : mumy baju valo chokro bau kharab che mane pupy kari ne bhagi jay che.
Mom : bau j tofani che.ek dam ena bapa par gyo che.

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Papa : lage che chokri na lagan jaldi kari deva padse.
Ma : ha rasoda mati roj gajar mula gayb thai jay che.
Dada: 2 divas ti mari lakdi pn gayab che.

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Ek Bhule gayo Bhutkal, Haji Vartamaan Baaki che;
Aato pawan ni laher hati, haji Tufaan baki che.

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One man asked a baapu his age,? baapu, tamaaree ummar ketlee?
Baapu: ..baavis
The man: men paanch varsh pahela puchhyun?tu toye tame baveesa ja kahelee!
Baapu? ekvaar kaheene faree jay to BAAPU shena?!

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Duniyaa bahu naanee chhe!.
maaraa leNdaar mane shodhee kaaDhe chhe!

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Ek patie gusaamaa aavine enee patnee ne kahyun e na bhul ke yun ek aabarudaar khaandaan nee vahu chhe
Patnee: Vahu nahin, deekaree kaho!

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Mahendra asks his Newly married friend Surendra, taaree patnee kevi chhe
Surendra: KONEE sarkhaamaneema

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Ek SheThaanee, kaam vaalee baaee ne:
tane khabar chhe?..sheThaanee ane Kaamvaalee vachche ketlo pher (difference) chhe
kaamvaalee: haan, Diwas ane Raat jetlo!

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Nahava mate Hoj karo,
Patni hoy to ROJ karo,
Girlfrnd na hoy to KHOJ karo,
Nahitar MUTHIYA mari MOJ karo.

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Teacher : Kans kon hato ?
Student : gadhedo.
T : e kvi rite ?
S : jyare ene khabr hati k devki ane vasudev no aathmo chokro ene mari nakhvano 6 to e bane ne jail ma sate km rakhya ?

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Chokri : mumy baju valo chokro bau kharab che mane pupy kari ne bhagi jay che.
Mom : bau j tofani che.ek dam ena bapa par gyo che.

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Gami te mali nahi,
mali te faavi nahi,
Favi teni sathe maja aavi nahi,
Ane maja aavi te kayam mate rahi nahi,

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Sparsh na pushpo khile che swas ma,
Dhadkano guji rahi vishwas ma,
Jivan safar kya hase ane kevo hase?
Sala keva vicharo ave che savare san**s ma…

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Sadhu seri mati jata ta,
Upar ti bra padi,
Sadhu bolyo : “Aa salu keri koi khay ne chotla amari par nakhe che”

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Shayri Lakhvi Kai Masti Nathi,
Shayri Karvi Kai Sasti Nathi,
Je Chokri Hasti Nathi,
Samjo K Te Brush Ghasti Nathi..

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Koi Aankho Thi Vat Kari Le 6e
Koi Aankho Ma Mulakat Kari Le 6e
Muskel Pade 6e Jawab Aapvo
Jyare Koi English Ma Vat Kari Le 6e.

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Bhagvane Stirio Ne..
-Sundar Banavi
-Saru Magaj Aapyu
-Haran Jevi Aankho Aapi
-Pyaar Thi Bharelu Dil Aapyu
Ane Pa6i
-Jibh Aapine Badha Par Pani Fervi Didhu.

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Gujarati Full Form:

G– genuis
U – understanding
J – jolly
A – amazing
R – rocking
A – aggresive
T – tough
I – intelligent
Means gujarati have all qualities.

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